ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
there are people who are proud about not wearing deodorant that’s so wild. if i forget deodorant i start getting really paranoid that i smell like garbage and everyone smells it and wants me to die. i feel that way when i remember to wear deodorant too but that’s besides the point.
when you’re lying in bed trying to fall asleep but suddenly remember you have homework that’s due tomorrow
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke
why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.
kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.